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On closer inspection, apart from the glaring issues brought up about color, it looks to be an AI image.

The JD logo looks like a rabbit with nonsensical letters on either side.

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The lettering on the windshield applique is misshapen.

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The word "electric" is messed up.

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BUT ... on the other hand:



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How long did Buddy leave his grass growing out of control that he decided that he needed that much power for his lawnmower!
Where's all the smoke coming from? The tires look like they're simply rolling backwards, rather than fighting forward under power..
 

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How long did Buddy leave his grass growing out of control that he decided that he needed that much power for his lawnmower!
Well 20hp is enough for about 1 inch ground level trees with flail mover, so either he got some serious woods. Or maybe he's using rock burier/crusher attachment, as those tend to need decade or two more HP.

Edit: Nope.. Rock burier ~40hp. Must be crusher.
https://www.bannermansportsturfmagic.com/807-2/

Edit 2: Nope, must be something harder as small crusher only needs ~150HP. (but thats puny 35cm/15inch depth only)
https://www.valentini-group.com/en/cat/construction/fi-ivan/
 
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Maths am hard.

At least they fixed it.

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Maths am hard.

At least they fixed it.

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It's possible there was a minimum purchase to get the sale price.

4 for $10 would imply you would be required to buy at least 4 to get the discount. While 2 for $5 would imply you only have to buy 2 to get the same discount.

Which is better? Buy 2 for $1? Or buy 1 for $1 and get the 2nd one free?
 

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It's possible there was a minimum purchase to get the sale price.

4 for $10 would imply you would be required to buy at least 4 to get the discount. While 2 for $5 would imply you only have to buy 2 to get the same discount.

Which is better? Buy 2 for $1? Or buy 1 for $1 and get the 2nd one free?
That's exactly the case at smaller stores. Sales flyer says 3 for $15, I tried buying one for $5 but lady told me I had to get 3 for that sale price.

Dad joke I heard:

"They told me it was safe to watch the eclipse though a colander, but all I did was strain my eyes."
 

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Hmmm.. interesting.

But I would say totally fake as John Deere is solid mat green.
10-4. I smell a render.
 

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Dad joke I heard:

"They told me it was safe to watch the eclipse though a colander, but all I did was strain my eyes."
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